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< Fun Stuff ~ How to Tell Your Parents You're a New Mutant |
| PsiGen |
 Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:56 pm |
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Phase the table at dinner time. Your parents wont like it, but your sister/brother will laugh his socks off!
Be subtle. Wear a T-Shirt with the words - I've gotta secret on the front and I'm
really a New Mutant on the back
Text your father at work... without a mobile phone
Go around with a placard saying 'New Mutant and proud of it!'
Get in the goldfish tank with the goldfish
Tell your parents about what REALLY happened to the kitty kat
Reveal your stash of catnip, you KNEW they were gonna ask about that anyway
Let Mason Eckhart tell them instead. They'll take the news better
Ignore it, it might go away
Do an Ashlocke and kill your parents... ok thats a little extreme maybe... but it worked for him
Light the fire with your electrical ability pointing out how much your parents can save on electricity bills, before realising you dont have electricity, you have gas
Tell your parents, then erase it, then tell them, then erase it - you'll never get caught if you do it right...... |
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| Lexa Pierce |
| Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:27 pm |
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Tell them its normal
Tell them they always said you were unique
Say it was something in the water
Now you'll have to explain why you can hold your breath for half an hour or breath underwater for that matter.
Explain the scorched carpet
Explain why your brother or sisters hair is standing like a procupine's pins
Tell why you can read your parents thoughts and avoid everything they throw at you.
Predict their next move when you explain why you can see the future
Give an explination for the many steaks in the freezer
Explain how you got into your sisters locked door and shes screaming at you if she can catch you or see you
When they disconnect your computer tell them that it doesnt matter because you can get into it anyways
Tell them how you were able to move the coffee on the other end of the table from your father and the remote to the TV somehow ended up in your hand when it was on the other side of the room. |
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| bohemianbabe |
| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:07 am |
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Send them pictures of Stormking mountian from the inside of it,
phase out of your room when they know that they locked you in there
jump start the car, from the outside
use your mind powers to get them to buy you a 25,000 dollar gift, and then let them realize that they were really tricked |
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| Lexa Pierce |
| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:30 am |
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| Ooo ouch LOL |
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| Blackpanther |
| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:59 pm |
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| LOL! Yeah. |
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