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| Brennan Mulwray |
 Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:31 am |
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Hope this isnt inappropriate. If it is I apologize. I got it from my aunt in an email.
MY NEW NAME IS LOL. "Crusty Pottytush".....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS .....
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the reply, so
they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is
now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your REAL first name to determine your new
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an
average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Have Fun! |
Last edited by Brennan Mulwray on Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:09 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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| BiancaSmith |
| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:38 am |
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 Bren could i just sit this one out mine is on DH and VW LOL oh ok
Sloopy Wafflebutt  |
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| Brennan Mulwray |
| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:57 am |
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Victor = Goober Chickenboob
Victoria = Goober Gizzardbutt
Forbes = Dorfus Drippingizzard
John = Farcus Wafflehump
Lauren = Dipsy Bubblelips
Karen = Dorfus Frickenlips
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Brennan = Crusty Gizzardhump
Shalimar = Snickle Pottyhumperdinck
Jesse = Snooty Farkletush
Adam = Snickle Dippindunkin
Emma = Sleezy Chickentush
Lexa = Skippy Gizzardlips
Had too...lol |
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| BiancaSmith |
| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:04 am |
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| Guest |
| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:11 am |
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| Do I really have to post mine again? It's already posted over at DH anyway. |
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| Blackpanther |
| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:47 pm |
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Yes CJ, let us have a laugh here too...
Okay mine is: *pause*
Snickle Chuckledoodle
And on Bren's list:
Mason Eckhart = Snooty Battyhead
LOL!
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| Lexa Pierce |
| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:08 pm |
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| Oh Lord......my name is.....Dipsy Wafflehump |
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| imjuzakyd |
| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:06 am |
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Location: finding my way back to sanity... again
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Snooty Chickendoodle
This just sounds so wrong, lol.  |
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| Keira Kane |
| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:29 am |
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Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 1260
Location: SanctuaryII, looking for for bandmates
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| mines... Boobie Chickentush |
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| darkanger4u |
| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:31 pm |
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| Well i never got to understand this thing...Damn! |
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| D-e-m-i-a-n |
| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:03 am |
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why not?
it's easy. |
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