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FirstMutant
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:22 pm Reply with quote
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Career #1: Bartending.

5 tips to bartending in the MXverse.

1. Tell the pretty blonde lady what she wants to know. The regular pool table bruisers are inadequate protection from pissed off feral, so if you choose to lie, send them after her. But for God's sake, don't stick around to find out who wins.


2. Similarly, if the electric man asks where his former associate is, tell the truth. If you choose to lie, don't be there when he gets back. On the other hand, if he hits on you, act interested. It boosts his ego, and then he forgets why he came in the first place.

3. Never hang out with vampires. It's bad for business when the clientele keeps dying.


4. After you've informed your Genomex contact that the man they're looking for has arrived, get the heck out of there.

5. When the owner asks for a glass in which to slip a drug to the hot girl he used to know, give him the glass. Then take a long lunch break, because things could get ugly.


Essentially, the secret to surviving as a bartender in MXverse is knowing when to take the rest of the day off.


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PsiGen
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:36 pm Reply with quote
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Brilliantly done First Mutant!

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Lexa Pierce
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:52 pm Reply with quote
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ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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Blackpanther
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:57 pm Reply with quote
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ROFL Yep. Good ones. How about one for Genomex Scientists?

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