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| Lexa Pierce |
 Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:00 pm |
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I had my best friend send these to me they were too funny and good ones
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".................but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two persons for President and fifty for Miss America ?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Did you ever notice that a dog gets mad at you when you blow in his
face but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? (Good one lol)
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? (I loved this one!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?..................................... Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? (this one took me a
minute)
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| DieZel |
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:17 pm |
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| BiancaSmith |
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:38 pm |
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| hehe i remembered you showed me those Lexa lol |
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| Lexa Pierce |
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:20 pm |
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Yeah we were laughing so hard at those lol
My dog dont care I blow in her face, she thinks I'm playing lol, my cat just looks at me like what the hell are you trying to do? |
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